Mel Gibson: Groups Offended Checklist

We sometimes offend some people and we sometimes offend them a lot. I say 'people', I mean Bon Jovi fans. Those who know us, know that they should take us with a pinch of salt, followed by some arsenic, followed by two pinches of salt, followed by some more arsenic, followed by a nice cup of tea, laced with arsenic. We made a list of people we offend both purposely and on purpose and we came up with 'Bon Jovi' and 'Bon Jovi fans'. As neither of these two groups have any relevance to anything, we can sleep easily at night and sometimes at morning too. If we're going to learn to really offend on a massive, offensive level, we need only look to the lethal weapon, himself: